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phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

xenainnuendoisland:

queenbattletits:

people who act like it’s not a problem though

if not a problem, it’s at least insanely boring

mass effect: you can have space powers or be a tech whiz and you can look however you want!

ads: white male grizzled space marine soldier with no magic mind powers

skyrim: you can be elves! orcs! kitties! lizard people! YOU CAN CRAFT AMAZING SHINY ARMOUR OUT OF AMAZINGTANIUM

ads: white male human in the most basic shitty armour set 

saints row 4: YOU CAN BE A SHREK WITH A HIGH PITCHED RUSSIAN ACCENT IF YOU FUCKING WANTED TO BE

ads: white male with bog-standard haircut and average voice

where’s the fucking creativity 

Dragon Age Origins: You can be an elf, a dwarf or a human. Male or female. With any skin color. Mage, warrior or rogue.

Ads/trailer: white human male

Dragon age 2: You are a human. But you can be male or female, which any skin color. Mage, warrior or rogue.

Ads/trailer: white human male

Dragon age: inquisition: you can be an elf, a dwarf, a qunari or a human. With any skin color. Male or female. Mage, warrior or rogue.

The trailer: white human male. (Which is such a let down after the awesome box art. They might do a trailer with a female Inquisitor but I’m not holding my breath.)

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk.

After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl. (via)

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